onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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(via pizza)

cravings:

when someone makes jokes out of your insecurities 

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(Source: cravings, via unarmedsoldier)

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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(via unarmedsoldier)

dutchster:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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(Source: guy, via pizza)

rubyetc:

mmmrrrrrr

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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(via dutchster)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via pizza)

coltre:

" I used to see a fire in your eyes but I realized it was the reflection of the one I have in mine. “